overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago
oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?
this show was fucked up.
so in my family we have to hide chocolate or it all gets eaten in like an hour
anyway i had my period and was in the bathroom and you know how tampons sound like a firecracker theyre sO FUCKING LOUD anyway my brother walks past, hears the plastic, yells ‘YOU HAVE FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN THEIR YOU LITTLE SHIT’ and opens the door to see me
sitting on the toilet
with a half open tampon in hand
i have never seen him so terrified in my entire life
Today my sister got her period so my mum called our whole family over to have dinner in honour of my sister’s menstrual cycle and my aunty started crying and saying how she was such a young woman and then my grandmother gave her $50 and then we all sat at the table and started telling stories about our first periods
when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget
they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker
We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
why did 6 wanna fuck 7
cuz 7 8 ass