2000yr:

tomorrow is my first day of high school and im nervous as hell

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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