wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

merryblackgirl:

The only kind of white boys I’ll date are the ones who can do this

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
Dita Von Teese (via fawun)

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)