overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot



It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago


oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?


oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?


this show was fucked up.



It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me



so in my family we have to hide chocolate or it all gets eaten in like an hour

anyway i had my period and was in the bathroom and you know how tampons sound like a firecracker theyre sO FUCKING LOUD anyway my brother walks past, hears the plastic, yells ‘YOU HAVE FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN THEIR YOU LITTLE SHIT’ and opens the door to see me

sitting on the toilet

with a half open tampon in hand

i have never seen him so terrified in my entire life


Today my sister got her period so my mum called our whole family over to have dinner in honour of my sister’s menstrual cycle and my aunty started crying and saying how she was such a young woman and then my grandmother gave her $50 and then we all sat at the table and started telling stories about our first periods 



What Japanese students do in their free time.

now these all make sense


when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down image




Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)


why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass