curryuku:

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Life Hacks

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

officialwhitegirls:

*eats ass with a fork and knife*

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

nothimg:

i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me  image

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

brooklynwayfarers:

“Hairflip” - another weekly, wonder-filled GIF by Zea Barker for Wayfarers and for you. This week at Wayfarers: last chance to see Ben Coode-Adams and Brent Owens’ “Congratulations on Everything” - Sunday 1-5 pm. 1109 Dekalb, Brooklyn.

brooklynwayfarers:

“Hairflip” - another weekly, wonder-filled GIF by Zea Barker for Wayfarers and for you. This week at Wayfarers: last chance to see Ben Coode-Adams and Brent Owens’ “Congratulations on Everything” - Sunday 1-5 pm. 1109 Dekalb, Brooklyn.

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.