beyonce could be taking a shit right now
*eats ass with a fork and knife*
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
"What are your talents?"
imagine banana with any other vowel
“Hairflip” - another weekly, wonder-filled GIF by Zea Barker for Wayfarers and for you. This week at Wayfarers: last chance to see Ben Coode-Adams and Brent Owens’ “Congratulations on Everything” - Sunday 1-5 pm. 1109 Dekalb, Brooklyn.
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?